1988 Topps #717

The porn 'stache? The jheri curl? The jungle of chest hair? The mesh jersey? Two layers of cheap bling? And his last name is Baller? Amazing is the man who manages to be 10 years behind the times and 10 years ahead of the times while still accurately representing the times in which he lives.

1987 Topps #321

March 21, 1987

Busch Stadium
250 Stadium Plaza
St. Louis, MO 63102

Dear Mike,

Don't you ever fucking show up to play for my team wearing a pink jersey ever fucking again.

Best,
Whitey Herzog,
Manager - St. Louis Cardinals